oh my gosh. these just crack me up...
Michael: So I thought you might want to read it seeing as how you are the President now, even though it’s just a title.
G.O.B.: Right... yes, Well, we should “circumverent union penalties.”
Michael: “Circumvent.” It means “to go around.”
G.O.B.: The old “reach around.”
from Let Them Eat Cake
G.O.B.: What about hash browns?
Kitty: No, because hash browns are potatoes.
G.O.B.: So, you really can’t eat anything on this diet. Wow, I wonder how this is going to affect my honey business.
Kitty: G.O.B., I have seen you get passed over, time and time again by your family. You don’t deserve that, you’re smarter than them.
G.O.B.: What about macaroni... let me finish... salad?
from The Immaculate Election
Michael: What do you need the camera for?
G.O.B.: I’m making a magic video. I’m going to tape myself doing tricks around the office. I’m calling it Tricks... let me finish... Around the Office. I figured out a way to make money while I’m working.